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This shit is insanely long, and I’m actually mad at myself for ever taking the time to complete it, but if anyone’s bored enough to care, here’s more about me than you probably need to know...

Y 0 U
[ .01. ] first name: Ashley
[ .02. ] middle name: Ashley
[ .03. ] last name: Ashley
[ .04. ] nickname(s): Ash, KP, Nicole
[ .05. ] gender: Female
[ .06. ] birthday: 12.12.83
[ .07. ] height: 5'
[ .08. ] hair color: Brown
[ .09. ] eye color: Green
[ .010. ] do you wear glasses or contacts: No, but I probably should lol.
[ .011. ] do you have braces: No, but again, I probably should.
[ .012. ] is your hair long or short: Fairly short.
[ .013. ] where were you born: Harlem, NY
[ .014. ] current location: Atlanta, GA
[ .015. ] zodiac sign: Sagittarius
[ .016. ] how many languages do you know: English, and I'll bust out some French if I reallllllly have to.
[ .017. ] what laungage do you want to learn: Italian
[ .018. ] bad habits: Do we have all day? Off the top of my head, procrastination.
[ .019. ] piercing you have: One in each ear.
[ .020. ] piercing you want: None in particular.
[ .021. ] tattoos you have: Uh, no.
[ .023. ] today: Today?
[ .024. ] today's date: 06.05.05
[ .025. ] the time: 11:28PM
[ .026. ] ready for a bunch more questions: Eh... What the hell.

F A M i L Y
[ .027. ] mother's name: Joycelynn
[ .028. ] father's name: William
[ .029. ] brother's name: Morgan
[ .030. ] sister's name: Sondra
[ .031. ] favorite aunt: My Aunt Portland
[ .032. ] favorite uncle: I don't think I have one. I guess my Uncle Coates because I swear he’s out of his mind lol.
[ .033. ] favorite grandparent: I don't have any left, but the only one that I truly knew was my mom's mom.
[ .036. ] worst relative: Oh, Lord. I'm gonna go with my 'cousin' Tamika. Every time I see that girl, I have some reason to wanna hit her.
[ .037. ] best relative: It's a draw between my cousin, Stefani, her daughter, Courtney and my cousin's wife, Yvonne. I love them all for so many different reasons.
[ .038. ] do you get along with your parents: My mom... eh, sometimes.
[ .039. ] does anyone in your family understand you?: I don't think it's their place to even try.

P E T S
[ .040. ] do you have any pets: Nope
[ .041. ] what are their names: I don't have any.
[ .042. ] what kind of animals are they: Dammit, I know you heard me.

S C H 0 0 L
[ .043. ] are you still in school: For some reason, yes.
[ .044. ] did you drop out: I tried.
[ .045. ] current gpa: 3.71
[ .046. ] favorite grade: 12th. Ah, I miss high school!
[ .047. ] least favorite grade: 10th was pretty sucky thanks to Chemistry and Mrs. Powers.
[ .048. ] favorite teacher: Coach Jiles, Coach Santoro, Ms. Brown and Dr. Pedescleaux
[ .049. ] least favorite teacher: Mrs. Powers! Ms. Parker. Ms. Bonilla. Actually, any and all science teachers.
[ .050. ] favorite subject: English
[ .051. ] least favorite subject: SCIENCE
[ .052. ] do/did you buy lunch or bring it: I used to buy it. Mmm, chicken fingers.
[ .053. ] play any sports on the school's team: Football Cheerleading 9-12, Basketball Cheerleading 10-12, Competition Squad 11-12
[ .054. ] do/did you do any extracurricular activities: Band, Ladies of Distinction, Yearbook Committee, FBLA, Senior Class Vice President, Homecoming Committe 9-12, Graduation Committee. I loved my school, dude.
[ .055. ] are/were you popular: Not to toot my own horn, but uh, TOOT TOOT!
[ .056. ] favorite dance: Beyonce's Uh-Oh dance. Oh, and also Will.I.Am and Taboo's little Hey Mama shake. OH! And the 'Maybe we'll fly the night away' groove in Like I Love You.
[ .057. ] favorite memory: First one that comes to mind (cuz I'm listening to Justified right now) is the Justified/Stripped show in Atlanta. And actually Memphis, too. Good times, man. Good times.
[ .058. ] favorite memory you want to have: Looking out the window of my office for the first time to see the New York skyline.
[ .059. ] least favorite memory: First one that comes to mind (because Britney freakin' Spears won't get off my television screen) is finding out that I miscarried.
[ .060. ] most humiliating moment: Wow. I can't think of any lol.

F A V 0 R i T E S
[ .061. ] number: 2, 3 & 22
[ .062. ] letter: A, J, K, T
[ .063. ] shoes: I still love my baby blue and white Prestos
[ .064. ] saying(s): Since there are like 87693790 more questions, I hope you don't mind if I skip this one, cuz I don't feel like thinking.
[ .065. ] TV show: Nip/Tuck, Desperate Housewives, The OC, Joey, Will & Grace, Sex and the City, Everybody Loves Raymond, Living Single, Boy Meets World
[ .066. ] sport: Basketball, Tennis
[ .067. ] vegetable: Corn, Collard Greens, String Beans
[ .068. ] fruit: Grapes, Oranges, Canteloupe. Ooh, I want one of those Wendy's fruit bowls now.
[ .069. ] movie: The Wizard of Oz, Ocean's 11 & 12, Closer, Meet the Fockers, Alfie, Love & Basketball, Shreks 1&2
[ .070. ] magazine: Rolling Stone, Details, Vanity Fair
[ .071. ] actor: Jude Law, possibly Justin Timberlake... we'll see!
[ .072. ] actress: Julia Roberts
[ .073. ] candy: Mike & Ikes, White chocolate Kit Kats
[ .074. ] gum: Winterfresh
[ .075. ] scent: Endless Love and Love Spell @ VS
[ .076. ] candy bar: Still those white chocolate Kit Kats
[ .077. ] ice cream flavor: Birthday Cake Remix @ Coldstone
[ .078. ] color: Baby Blue
[ .079. ] season: Winter
[ .080. ] holiday: Christmas
[ .081. ] band: Maroon 5
[ .082. ] singer: Justin, JC, Christina, John, Stevie, India, Beyonce (sometimes)

[ .083. ] group: *NSYNC!
[ .084. ] rapper: They all piss me off now. Gimme back my pop!
[ .085. ] type of music: Hip-pop
[ .086. ] thing in your room: My 'puter
[ .087. ] place to be: New York
[ .089. ] tv channel: TBS. Reruns, baby!
[ .090. ] junk food: Hot wings.
[ .091. ] overall food: Chicken!
[ .092. ] store: Urban Outfitters, GAP
[ .093. ] hangout: Times Square
[ .094. ] fast food: Wendy's & Popeye's
[ .095. ] restaurant: Serendipity3
[ .096. ] shape: Stars
[ .097. ] time of day: Night
[ .098. ] country: Eh, America... I guess.
[ .099. ] state: Tennessee
[ .100. ] boys name: Brendan, Brian
[ .101. ] girls name: Brooklyn, Justyn, Taylor
[ .102. ] mall: Time Warner Center
[ .103. ] video game: Halo2
[ .104. ] shampoo: Suave
[ .105. ] board game: I hate 'em.
[ .106. ] computer game: Wheel of Fortune
[ .107. ] car: Cadillac STS and/or Mercedes SL500
[ .108. ] music video: Signs. Oooh, that's my shit, that's my shit.
[ .109. ] swear word: Motherfucker!
[ .110. ] word: Laugh. I feel like I'm on Inside the Actor's Studio right now lol.
[ .111. ] month: December and May. School's out, bitch!
[ .112. ] cartoon character: Donkey and Puss in Boots. Not cartoons, but they’re animated dammit!
[ .113. ] scary movie: The Bone Collector.
[ .114. ] team: Lakers, Sixers, Kings
[ .115. ] possession: My writing.

WHATS THE FiRST THiNG Y0U TH0UGHT 0F WHEN Y0U HEAR..
[ .116. ] eminem: Mock. Yeah! Ing. Yeah! Bird. Yeah!
[ .117. ] dog: Cat.
[ .118. ] hot: Hot Shit! Mmmmmm, I'm goin' down, down baby.
[ .119. ] britney spears: Grrrr.
[ .120. ] nsync: Brighter Days.
[ .121. ] real world: Surreal World
[ .122. ] orange: Juice
[ .123. ] choice: Sophie
[ .124. ] fuck: Please? Haha.
[ .125. ] bisexual: Jordin lol.
[ .126. ] black: is beautiful.
[ .127. ] icq: Internet crap.
[ .128. ] insane clown posse: Eminem
[ .129. ] linkin park: AWEsome.
[ .130. ] jack and jill: Restaurant.
[ .131. ] rainbow: Reading.
[ .133. ] cucumber: Melon.
[ .134. ] shark: Tale.
[ .135. ] lifehouse: Somewhere In Between.
[ .136. ] bat: Man.

[ .137. ] leather: Seats.
[ .138. ] whip: And chains, handcuffs. Smackyalittlebootyup wit' my belt.
[ .139. ] america: Fucked up.
[ .140. ] water: Pool.
[ .141. ] volcano: Eruption.
[ .142. ] rock or rap: Rock.
[ .143. ] rock or pop: Pop.
[ .144. ] rock or r&b: R&B.
[ .145. ] rock or metal: Rock.
[ .146. ] rap or pop: Pop.
[ .147. ] rap or r&b: R&B.
[ .148. ] rap or metal: Rap.
[ .149. ] pop or r&b: Pop.
[ .150. ] pop or metal: Pop.
[ .151. ] r&b or metal: R&B.
[ .152. ] linkin park or limp bizkit: LP
[ .153. ] tool or korn: Uh...
[ .154. ] selena or jennifer lopez: J to the L-O
[ .155. ] hot or cold: Cold
[ .156. ] winter or summer: Winter
[ .157. ] spring or fall: Fall
[ .158. ] shakira or britney: Britney
[ .159. ] icp or eminem: Eminem
[ .160. ] marilyn manson or rob zombie: Uh...
[ .161. ] kittie or garbage: Garbage
[ .162. ] mtv or vh1: Eh... MTV.
[ .163. ] buffy or angel: Neither.
[ .164. ] dawson's creek or gilmore girls: DC
[ .165. ] football or basketball: Basketball
[ .166. ] summer olympics or winter olympics: Summer Olympics
[ .167. ] skiing or snowboarding: Skiing
[ .168. ] rollerblading or skateboarding: Rollerblading
[ .169. ] black or white: White
[ .170. ] orange or red: Orange
[ .171. ] yellow or green: Green
[ .172. ] purple or pink: Pink
[ .173. ] slipknot or mudvayne: Again, neither.
[ .174. ] hot topic or pac sun: PacSun
[ .175. ] inside or outside: Inside
[ .176. ] weed or alcohol: Alcohol
[ .177. ] cell phone or pager: Cell
[ .178. ] pen or pencil: Pen
[ .179. ] powerpuff girls or charlie's angels: Charlie's Angels. Question. Haha, love that song.
[ .180. ] scooby doo or dino: Dino as in The Flintones' Dino? I'll go with Scooby.
[ .181. ] dragon ball z or pokemon: Gross.
[ .182. ] star wars or star trek: Even more gross.
[ .183. ] tattoos or piercings: Tats.
[ .184. ] prep or punk: Prep.
[ .185. ] slut or whore: Whore.

P R i V A T E L i F E
[ .186. ] do you have a boyfriend or girlfriend: Nnnnope.
[ .187. ] do you have a crush: Not on anyone unfamous.
[ .188. ] do you love anyone right now: Me, myself and I. That's all I got in the end. Yes.

[ .189. ] have you ever been in love: I wonder these days.
[ .190. ] how many people have you liked: Hell if I know lol.
[ .191. ] who was your first crush: This dude Jermaine.
[ .192. ] how many hearts have you broken: None that I know of.
[ .193. ] how many people broke your heart: Too many.
[ .194. ] best quote to sum up love: Love actually is all around.
[ .195. ] so what is your bf/gf/crush like: Nonexistent.
[ .196. ] do you have a picture of him/her: Uhh...
[ .197. ] please post it if you do: Go to Google and search for Justin Timberlake.
[ .198. ] do you have a picture of yourself: Umm.
[ .199. ] please post it if you do: Scroll up.
[ .200. ] do you go by looks or personality: Apparently neither.
[ .201. ] ever kiss a friend: Kinda sorta, yeah.
[ .202. ] are you still friends: Yep.
[ .203. ] so moving along..do you smoke: Nope.
[ .204. ] do you smoke weed: I SAID NO.
[ .205. ] ever trip on acid: Still No.
[ .206. ] how about a little x: NO.
[ .207. ] crack, heroin, anything else: *Sigh*
[ .208. ] beer good or beer bad: Beer okay.
[ .209. ] are you the sissy who drinks wine coolers: Back in high school... Guilty!
[ .210. ] do you like smirnoff ice: *Luff* it!
[ .211. ] prefer beer or liquor: Liquor
[ .212. ] what kind of cigarettes do you smoke: Dude, I don't. How many times will we go over this!
[ .213. ] have you ever drank Hypnotiq: Yessir.
[ .214. ] if yes, when was the last time you got some: Not since one of many graduation parties back in 2002, if I recall correctly.

W 0 U L D Y 0 U EVER..
[ .215. ] bungee jump: Yep
[ .216. ] sky dive: Been there, done it.
[ .217. ] swim with dolphins: Sure!
[ .218. ] scuba dive: Uh... okay.
[ .219. ] go rock climbing: I don't think so.
[ .220. ] eat shit for $1,000,000: Hell yeah I would.
[ .221. ] turn your back on your friends for personal gain: I can sit here and lie and say No, but I don't know what the future holds. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
[ .222. ] steal a friend's boyfriend/girlfriend: Not unless her boyfriend was Justin. LOL.
[ .223. ] cross-dress: For Halloween... Sure.
[ .224. ] lie to the police: Noooo.
[ .225. ] run from the police: On foot? Hellll no.
[ .226. ] lie to your parents: All the time.
[ .227. ] walk up to a stranger and kiss them: LMAO. No.
[ .228. ] be an exotic dancer: If anyone was dumb enough to hire me, sure.
[ .229. ] walk out of a restaurant without paying: Hell yeah.
[ .230. ] streak: Uhh, probably not.

Y 0 U R F R I E N D S
[ .231. ] best friends: Sondra
[ .232. ] known longest: Charity, Cortney
[ .233. ] wish you talked to more: Kendra, Paige
[ .234. ] wish you saw more: All of my Abs girls
[ .235. ] how many friends do you think you have: I don't know. Friendship knows no bounds.

[ .236. ] who drives you insane after a while: Jordin
[ .237. ] who can you stay around forever and never get sick of: No one. I'm a loner.
[ .238. ] ever lose a good friend because you took it to the 'next level': Only my precious Charles. But he’s married and we’re cool now.
[ .239. ] craziest: Justin. Or Jordin.
[ .240. ] loudest: Jordin.
[ .241. ] shyest: Ash-2
[ .242. ] best hair: Jordin
[ .243. ] can always make you laugh: Me and Sondra can get to rollin' at just about anything.
[ .244. ] best eyes: Nigel has the prettiest blue eyes EVER!
[ .243. ] best body: Jordin, the lucky bitch.
[ .246. ] most athletic: My damn brother.
[ .247. ] sex symbol: I hate that Jordin is the answer to all these questions, but alas, it is her!
[ .248. ] hot tempered: Hmm... Yeah, don't know lol. Helena?
[ .249. ] most impatient: I think that might be me.
[ .250. ] shortest: Me again.
[ .251. ] tallest: If we're comparing boys and girls here, that's kinda obviously gonna be a boy. But okay, Justin's the tallest.
[ .252. ] talented: We're all good at somethin'.
[ .253. ] best singer: Kendra.
[ .254. ] skinniest: Sondra. HATE her, yes.
[ .255. ] nicest: Heather.
[ .256. ] best personality: Are we doing Senior Superlatives now? lol. We're all AWESOME.
[ .257. ] biggest drug user: Uh... Toya. Yeah.

HAVE Y0U EVER:
[ .258. ] flashed someone: That's a negative.
[ .259. ] told a person how you felt bout them: I try to always do that.
[ .260. ] been to michigan: Is Milwaukee in Michigan? I don't think so. So no.
[ .262. ] gone to jail or juvi: Nope. I've been to one, though.
[ .263. ] skateboarded: Can't say that I have. I have some skateboarding shoes, though!
[ .264. ] skinny dipped: Kinda sorta.
[ .265. ] stolen anything: Hey man, I was young.
[ .266. ] wanted to kick my ass for making this so long: Not really. I started this yesterday, so it's been nice to break up the monotony of my life.
[ .267. ] kicked someone's ass: Not seriously lol.
[ .268. ] pegged someone in the head with a snowball: Not recently. We need more snow down here.
[ .269. ] broke a beer bottle: Yep.
[ .270. ] gotten into a bar, under-aged: I was with my teacher, so I didn't really do it on my own. But yes.
[ .271. ] kissed someone of the same sex: Hehe. Yep.
[ .273. ] gone on a road trip: Many, many times.
[ .274. ] gone on vacation without adult supervision: Hmmm. I don't remember any adults on our GradNite trip to Orlando, but who the hell would remember back that far. But yeah, I've been on plenty of vacations... I'm an adult now.
[ .275. ] been to a concert: Tons.
[ .276. ] been to another country: Yep.
[ .277. ] talked back to an adult: And got my ass hit, yes.
[ .278. ] got pulled over: Not recently, thank God.
[ .279. ] got in a car accident: Yep.
[ .280. ] broke a law: Hells yeah.
[ .281. ] given money to a homeless person: Umm. I can't say that I have.
[ .283. ] cried to get out of trouble: No, I've cried because I got into trouble lol.
[ .284. ] kissed a friend's brother or sister: I... don't think so.
[ .285. ] kissed a brother or sister's friend: Nope.

[ .286. ] dropped something on the floor that you were cooking and let someone eat it anyways?: LMAO, no.

0 P I N I 0 N S
[ .287. ] what do you think...about pop music: Loves it! It completes me.
[ .288. ] about boy bands: Ah, *NSYNC. The beautiful days...
[ .289. ] about flag burning: Who cares. LOL.
[ .290. ] of the war on terrorists: If it were a war on terrorism and not a stupid reason to send our troops into dangerous territory, I'd support it. But since it's more like an ego trip causing needless suffering, I'm giving it two thumbs down.
[ .291. ] about suicide: I think it's sad that there are actually people in this world that feel that trapped; that feel that they don't have any other options. I think it's drastic, but there are some people that just don't know any other way -- I think that's the saddest aspect of suicide.
[ .292. ] about people who try to force their opinions on you: Shut the fuck up. LOL.
[ .293. ] about abortion: Unless there's a plausible reason behind it, I think it's selfish, irresponsible and malevolent.
[ .294. ] about rock/metal music: I like rock...kinda sorta. Metal -- NO.
[ .295. ] where do you think you'll be in 10 years: Anywhere but here.
[ .296. ] who do you think you'll still be friends with in 5 years: Realistically, probably Sondra, Kendra and Jordin, off the top of my head.

W H A T D I D Y 0 0 H D 0
[ .297. ] last birthday: A kick ASS surprise party at Chi.
[ .298. ] yesterday: Not a damn thing. Played around on the computer way longer than I should have lol.
[ .299. ] last weekend: Am I really expected to remember back that far? I THINK I went out with some high school friends and tried to be creative and write somethin’ for this site.
[ .300. ] christmas: Watched the Lakers/Heat game while ignoring my family all up in my house and then watched the Sound of Music while packing.
[ .301. ] thanksgiving: The usual family gathering.
[ .302. ] new year's: Got halfway to Times Square and then decided to hang out at Jekyll & Hyde's.
[ .303. ] halloween: What day is that again?
[ .304. ] easter: Got excited about Justin being so damn cute and clean for a change lol.
[ .305. ] valentine's day: I was reminded that I was yet again alone. And that's about it.

T H E L A S T
[ .306. ] thing you ate: Mashed potatoes with too much gravy.
[ .307. ] thing you drank: Vitamin water.
[ .308. ] thing you wore: Red and white A&F pants and a white t-shirt from probably Wal-Mart or somethin’.
[ .309. ] place you went: Hartsfield-Jackson Airport
[ .310. ] thing you got pierced/tattooed: My ear
[ .311. ] person you saw: My mama.
[ .312. ] person you kissed: Umm, this dude I went to high school with. Friendly kiss!
[ .313. ] person you fucked: This dude.
[ .314. ] person you talked to: My friend, Jennie.
[ .315. ] song you heard: JT & BEP - My Style.
[ .316. ] what are you eating: Gummy Bears.
[ .317. ] what are you drinking: Still vitamin water.
[ .318. ] what are you wearing: Seriously, no wonder this shit is so long. We went over this!
[ .319. ] any shoes on: Some light blue flip-flops now.
[ .320. ] hat: It’s June in Atlanta. Please.
[ .321. ] listening to: The TV.
[ .322. ] talking to anyone: Nope.
[ .323. ] are you pissed i made this so long: I think you asked this already, too. I'm pissed that the questions are the same.

Y or N
[ .324. ] are you a vegetarian: Hell no. Though I was close to one back in 2002 and was passin' out all over the place.
[ .325. ] do you like cows: Umm. Sure?
[ .326. ] are you a bitch: And proud of it.
[ .327. ] are you artistic: I like to think so.
[ .328. ] do you write poetry: I used to.
[ .329. ] are you a fast runner: Nope. My blood level wouldn't let me be, even if I weren't too lazy to be lol.
[ .330. ] can you ski: I can now. But back when I was like 8... Lord have mercy. I don't really like it that much, though.
[ .331. ] are you british: I wish I was cuz they have THE best accents.
[ .332. ] do you want to spear britney: I used to, but no, I'm happy for the little wench.
[ .333. ] do the voices talk to you: What voices?
[ .334. ] did you ever give barbie a haircut: Dude, I used to curl her hair and everything. I hooked that bitch up.
[ .335. ] would you eat mac & cheese with hot dogs in it: Don't eat Mac & Cheese. Why? Cuz I don't eat cheese!
[ .336. ] do you think disney creators were on acid when they made 'alice in wonderland: Rumor has it, right? If not, that's what they should tell them anyway.
[ .337. ] are you straight: As a line.
[ .338. ] are you stupid, insane, and another physically handicapped: No, but I have a tendency to pretend.
[ .339. ] are you nice: Probably not, but I try.
[ .340. ] are you naughty: Me? Nahhhh.
[ .341. ] are you short: Yup.
[ .342. ] are you tall: You really gotta get the listening skills together, buddy.
[ .343. ] do you own a hot pink shirt: Only like a million.
[ .344. ] how about orange pants: Coincidentally, I have one pair of orange parachute pants from GAP that I've never worn.
[ .345. ] can you see the flying monkeys: In The Wizard of Oz, yes.
[ .346. ] are you evil : Uh. No?
[ .347. ] did you ever know someone who had a mullet: Personally? No. I don't think I'd let myself know someone like that.
[ .348. ] is britney a whore: Maybe. Probably. I know for damn sure her husband is, though.
[ .349. ] are you a teenage zombie: No...
[ .350. ] am i annoying you?: We're gettin' there.
[ .351. ] do you like marilyn manson: Don't know him.
[ .352. ] are you secretly from another planet: Women are from Venus, right?
[ .354. ] this is over, are you happy now: I'm gonna be bored now, but what the hell. Sure.